نقل قول های جالب کامپیوتری

1.Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled «My Computer». Double click on it.
User: What’s your computer doing on mine?
2.You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.
3.The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !
4.If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
5.Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
6.If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
7.See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
8.The more I C, the less I see.
9.Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
10.Those who can’t write programs, write help files.